Ryan E. Felton

  • Back, Back, Back

    Back, Back, Back Ryan Everett Felton             The Professor was a lunatic, and I knew I wouldn’t feel bad about killing him even a little.             My mind made up, I turned the keys in the ignition of his souped-up piece of shit Gremlin. I ran a finger over the control…

  • “D”

    “D” by Ryan Everett Felton             The place even felt like death, Heck Daniels thought – or at least some form of limbo. The office stood smack in the middle of an otherwise-abandoned strip mall, so desolate that Heck had seen an actual tumbleweed bounce past when he arrived.             And…

  • Proper Planning and Trepidation

    Proper Planning and Trepidation Ryan Everett Felton Imogene tore a check off an untouched pad and jotted down the name of the clubhouse in the payee line. She would drop off the security deposit tomorrow, but tonight was set aside for preparing the guest list. The party was two weeks away, to the day –…

  • Like There’s No Tomorrow

    Like There’s No Tomorrow Ryan Everett Felton               “You have to understand, we thought the world was ending.”             Kathy wrung her hands over her bulbous gut, wobbling with the shift of her weight on the chair’s one short leg. Her brother Brad looked down at her, his lips half an inch apart, arms…

  • Season’s Greetings

    Season’s GreetingsRyan Everett Felton              So, my neighbor thinks I’m the reincarnation of the Son of God.             I’d never met the man – Randal, his name is – but he has a higher opinion of me than most people have of anyone, if his Christmas card is any indication.…