with thanks to Bill, Bob, and Dodie “Not to state the obvious,” Selina said, “but I don’t really do dogs.” Bruce’s mouth tightened—not a smile; never a smile. The German Shephard at his feet let a strand of slobber patter onto hundred-thousand-dollar loafers. “It’s one night,” Bruce said. “I’ll be back from Santa PriscaContinue reading “101 Reasons to Hate Dogs”
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Little Armored Ones: The Armadillo Kingdom, Illustrated
The exhibit and book launch for Little Armored Ones was a dream. This 60-page, full color book is an illustrated study of all 20 species of armadillos. On 3/3, we raised funds and awareness for the IUCN’s Anteater, Sloth, and Armadillo Specialist Group. (And I got to cuddle an armadillo.) The book is for sale now!Continue reading “Little Armored Ones: The Armadillo Kingdom, Illustrated”
Armadillo Day: The Nine-banded Varmint and Me
Armadillo Day The Nine-banded Varmint and Me Ryan E Felton “What is your ‘Medieval Times?’” This question, posited by my friend Jessica at dinner, was tantamount to asking, “What would make your inner child happiest?” She’d just returned from a trip to that serf-and-sword-themed mega-restaurant,Continue reading “Armadillo Day: The Nine-banded Varmint and Me”
Facebook Apology to William Fuller, ca. 2012
Facebook Apology to William Fuller, ca. 2012 Ryan Everett Felton Billy, It’s nearly twenty years overdue, but my therapist and I feel that I owe you an apology, and it’s all to do with the monkey I brought into Mrs. Stockholm’s class, back in fourthContinue reading “Facebook Apology to William Fuller, ca. 2012”
And now, a brief repose:
As the serial “Good-Bye Garden” winds down to a close in the next few weeks, I thought it might be a nice interlude to share with you this wall art poem I drafted for my good friends’ new daughter. Cheers! (see you Monday!)
Ryan Everett Felton 