Ryan E. Felton

  • Her Perplexed Words

    Her Perplexed Words Ryan Everett Felton             After a long day at the library, sweet old Ms. Goodson was somewhat dismayed to find her front door obstructed by a stray sphinx, curled up and napping on her welcome mat.             “Oh, wonderful,” she said. Hitching her purse up her shoulder, she lifted a dainty foot…

  • The Humble Derby

    The Humble Derby Ryan Everett Felton           Tammy Reuben’s cowboy hat was too big for her head, but to her mind this had a slimming effect and so she kept it on – although it impeded her vision while exploring the fairgrounds. Half-blinded, she bumped into a dozen folks on her way to the event…

  • Cruisin’

    Cruisin’ Ryan Everett Felton           He walks onto the balcony, sandals secure around his ankles, and surveys the endless vista of ocean for just a second before thrusting the bucket in his hands to empty its putrid contents into the water.

  • Back, Back, Back

    Back, Back, Back Ryan Everett Felton             The Professor was a lunatic, and I knew I wouldn’t feel bad about killing him even a little.             My mind made up, I turned the keys in the ignition of his souped-up piece of shit Gremlin. I ran a finger over the control…

  • Know No Stranger presents: The Christmas That Never Was

    This year my friends and cohorts in Indianapolis artist collective Know No Stranger assisted me in concocting a new Christmas tale, told in old-timey verse with gorgeous illustrations and snappy sound. Watch! Enjoy! Happy holidays!