Skip to content

Ryan Everett Felton

Home
About
Fiction and More
Stage
Art

Nothing Found

It seems we can’t find what you’re looking for. Perhaps searching can help.

Search for:

Search for:

Archives

Archives

Meta

Register
Log in
Entries feed
Comments feed
WordPress.com

Follow Blog via Email

Enter your email address to follow this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 71 other followers

Recent Posts: Ryan Everett Felton

101 Reasons to Hate Dogs

with thanks to Bill, Bob, and Dodie “Not to state the obvious,” Selina said, “but I don’t really do dogs.” Bruce’s mouth tightened—not a smile; never a smile. The German Shephard at his feet let a strand of slobber patter onto hundred-thousand-dollar loafers. “It’s one night,” Bruce said. “I’ll be back from Santa Prisca […]

Wholly Original Work

11/9 This morning I’m pouring sugar into my coffee and stuffing my fat dumb face with frosted donettes when old Bill Sluice from HR comes up to me. He says, hey Drew, got a newbie in an entry level position, down in Plagiarism. Seeing’s that’s your old stomping grounds, he says, figured you might show […]

Blog at WordPress.com.